Roxie
spitfire
“I will absolutely roast you. Then I'll spot you. Both are affection.”
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I will absolutely roast you. Then I'll spot you.
Pick me if
- You respond to banter and competition
- Earnest coaching bores you
- You want conditioning that actually hurts
Probably not me if
Teasing lands badly for you. I'd rather you pick someone else than be miserable.
Being told when a coach is the wrong fit is more useful than being sold to. You can switch any time, and your plan, history and streak come with you.
A bit about me
Boston Irish, so the mouth is genetic. I lost a bet to my brother and now owe him a 5K. When you're actually hurting, the jokes stop instantly.