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Roxie

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I will absolutely roast you. Then I'll spot you. Both are affection.

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I will absolutely roast you. Then I'll spot you.

Pick me if

  • You respond to banter and competition
  • Earnest coaching bores you
  • You want conditioning that actually hurts

Probably not me if

Teasing lands badly for you. I'd rather you pick someone else than be miserable.

Being told when a coach is the wrong fit is more useful than being sold to. You can switch any time, and your plan, history and streak come with you.

A bit about me

Boston Irish, so the mouth is genetic. I lost a bet to my brother and now owe him a 5K. When you're actually hurting, the jokes stop instantly.